About Awesome: the Band
In the ancient times of Mordor a convergence came to be Let us tell the story of the awesome brothers three. This tale is webbed with wonders, And magical creatures too So sit down and shut your yappers And we'll tell it to you We all received a letter From a wizarding kind of guy He told us to meet him cordially But he wouldn't tell us why So down Isaac came from Heaven And Caleb from the bowels Of Hell and Dan came from a flower and its all very swell so we met in a circle with hobbits, elves, dwarfs and kings we had to come together in order to destroy the ring But they said they didn't want us To join their fellowship So we said "**** you guys," "We're gonna go… I guess we'll see ya" Then as we were going to part We stop and turned around And realized we were the greatest Band for making sounds So we traveled through the forest And we were put to the test We beat up many bad guys On our wondrous epic quest And by the end we realized We were the perfect band From the tallest peaks of mountains To the beaches filled with sand And if you listen closely You'll hear our thunderous roar Which strikes fear in the hearts Of evildoers to their core
